Order your Bailout Benz today!

Hey, Mr. Hedge Fund genius… times are about to get tough as New York’s streets get rougher from all those homeless former high-risk mortgage-holders, newly laid off by their investment bank employers. But you’re still doing OK, thanks to the U.S. Congress. So why not hook yourself up with a bulletproof ride? Absolutely, you say? […]

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Waiting For Spielberg..

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/21/magazine/magazinespecial/ MFMERHANT.html September 21, 2003 Waiting For Spielberg By MATTHEW ROSE Unlike most urban legends, the one about the Iranian exile stuck at the Paris airport for 15 years is true. Surrounded by a mountain of his possessions near the Paris Bye Bye lounge at Terminal 1 in Charles de Gaulle International Airport, Merhan Karimi […]

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Verisign’s At It Again..

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A19860-2003Sep16.html washingtonpost.com Software Aimed at Blocking VeriSign’s Search Program By Anick Jesdanun AP Internet Writer Tuesday, September 16, 2003; 4:00 PM NEW YORK — The developer of software that essentially guides Web surfers sought Tuesday to neutralize a controversial service designed to help users who mistype Internet addresses. The Internet Software Consortium, the nonprofit organization […]

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RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old…

Thank you, Recording Industry Association of America, for protecting us from the vast hordes of ruthless villains singularly bent on the destruction of our economic system. And the first perpetrator on the hit parade? A 12-Year-Old girl who lives in the Projects. Thank god she’s off the streets. I feel safer now. -Ian. ——- http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cidR8&ncidR8&e=1&u=/ap/ […]

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