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To The Moon, Alice

by Ian on January 26, 2012 · 0 comments

Why is it that every time a politician feels themselves sagging in the polls, they invoke some improbable, obviously impossible, pipe dream about the space program?  This pantomime is almost invariably played out in front of a NASA audience in Cape Canaveral, involves some completely ludicrous timeframe, and involved rockets.  Americans, apparently, love them some rocket action.

Today, Newt Gingrich announced that if elected president, he would personally ensure that there would be a permanent US base on the moon, rather ambitiously, during his second term.  Given the US military’s tendency to proliferate permanent bases around the world, why not in the heavenly bodies?  Anyway, he also proclaimed that he believed there would be a “continuous propulsion system” that would allow travel to Mars in more practical time frames.  Sounds like he plans to be busy in the back yard of the White House with his slide rule and some bottle rockets, as well.

This stupid plan has been trotted out by every President since Clinton, including Dubya and even Obama.  Every time one of these obviously lame attempts to invoke memories of the famous “We choose to go to the moon..” speech by John F. Kennedy that launched the Space Race is tarted up for the press I am amazed that Americans buy any of this bullshit.

Americans need to come to grips with the fact they are staring down the barrel of a prolonged, likely irreversible economic decline.  Let me put this in perspective:  When you’re fucked, your credit cards are maxed, and your house is about to be foreclosed on, you don’t go out and buy a Bugatti Veyron. Well, I guess you do, actually.. so you can wreck it and collect the insurance money.  That’s America.

For the rest of us on the planet watching so many Neros, fiddling while Rome burns, is incredible.  I realize now that Americans will never elect a politician who is a realist.  They will cast their votes for sycophants who allow them to continue the fantasy of prosperity while their world crumbles around them, all the while fanning the flames of crisis.  They have cultivated educational, governmental, electoral, and media systems that literally weed out any form of realist or fixer, because fixing what’s broken requires a change of behaviour on a mass scale.  And reality is something that the vast majority of Americans would rather leave up to a later, less fortunate, generation to endure.

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Ten Tech Industry Predictions for 2012

by Ian on January 4, 2012 · 0 comments

** This post originally appeared on TechVibes.  Go read it there.

I have a spotty track record for timing on predictions, but that doesn’t stop me from making them.  Having studied the influence of technology and media on societies, and having worked in the technology business now for almost 24 years, starting at 17 as a retail computer salesman, I have seen a lot come and go.

Amazingly that has not hampered my optimism, and I see 2012 as a pivotal year for a number of really key reasons — including what I think will be the tipping point for smartphones and apps in the mainstream; the prominence of IP in all media; the growing intersection between social media, mobile communications and politics globally; and the continued resistance of media companies to the Internet and the ethos and consumer behaviours that it brings along with it.

In an effort to handicap my wild speculation , I will qualify each prediction with a classification of either: SAFE BET, FIFTY-FIFTY, BOLD, or LONGSHOT.  So, purely for your amusement, away we go:

  1. SOPA Will Pass to Become a Law   (FIFTY-FIFTY)
    Media companies are key players on the US political spectrum and they have no small influence on elections.  2012 being an election year,  SOPA is particularly well-timed to expose the vulnerability of US Politicians to their constant need for cash.  Media Cos and their executives will look hard at the positions of politicians on the issue of SOPA and Copyright in general when it comes time to write campaign cheques.  Silicon Valley has thus far been milquetoast in their response to SOPA, though consumers have not.  However, in US politics these days nothing matters less than the views of the plebes electorate.
  2. RIM’s Co-Whatevers Will Step Aside    (SAFE BET)
    Reality has already beaten me to it on this one, with trial balloons floating up from the RIM Boardroom that it’ll be looking for a single outsider Chairman to replace the Co-Chairmen-in-question, of whom I have not been uncritical.  From there, it’s only a matter of time until we see  the outright departure of Messrs Lizardis and Balsillie from the executive ranks completely, which I suspect will slip just under the wire toward the end of 2012.  This will all come down to how well they have stacked the board in their favour, or how much inertia is building within the dissident shareholder ranks at RIM.  My guess is: THEY HAVE; and A LOT.. in that order.
  3. A Country Will Indefinitely Block The Internet     (FIFTY-FIFTY)
    I actually think that the influence of social media on the Arab Spring was overstated.  That said, authoritarian regimes are not generally ones to quibble.  Somewhere, likely a country in northern Africa, one such regime will paralyze its own economy by cutting off the internet for a period of months as it attempts to quel a well-organized Awakening.  This will in the end accelerate the demise of the dictator and that of its people, and will never be tried again.  As a bonus, email solicitations to help the cousin of whatever General wire you $25 Million for safekeeping will decline by 15% for a time.
  4. Online Dating Will Go Mobile   (SAFE BET)
    I have made a very specific bet in this category in creating Tingle (which we began working on in the summer of 2009).  With the astonishing growth of smartphones, consumers want to do more and more on their mobile devices.  Web-based dating sites are rapidly becoming the dinosaurs of social networking, and even those with mobile apps are being challenged by upstarts.  To be frank the pace of this shift has been astonishing even to me, though I predicted it: in April 2011, Match announced that growth of mobile use of its service was at 135% YoY, and a total of 30% of its users were now mobile.
  5. The Canadian Venture Capital Business Will Revive   (BOLD)
    Almost two years ago, tax code changes (repealing the dreaded 116) signaled that it was going to be a whole lot easier for US Venture Capital to flow north to Canada.  And, in many instances, it has.  This left the Canadian VCs out in the cold, already queasy from some shaky investments in the 1999-2005 period and unable to close new funds in the face of US competition.  Suddenly, though, things have changed.  With iNovia and OMERS both announcing significant new funds and changes afoot throughout the VC industry in Canada, not to mention a few big exits, there’s suddenly a lot happening.  Let’s see if it sticks to the wall this time.
  6. Canada’s Government Will Redesign SR&ED    (SAFE BET)
    Early last year, Canada’s government floated trial balloons that it was displeased with the $3.5Bn/year SR&ED innovation tax credit program.  Then in December, it sent stronger signals.  The program, which is of significant value to Canadian tech startups, also happens to be the object of considerable abuse and an increasingly engorged industry of SR&ED service providers — two things that the government does not like.  We in the startup community will need to be diligent to ensure that the Harper government does not throw the baby out with the bathwater.
  7. Microsoft Will Replace Ballmer  (BOLD)
    Things have, obviously, not been going well in Redmond.  The company is in decline and morale is at an all-time low.  And in September, Fortune quoted the notion that “Steve Ballmer has done to Microsoft what George W. Bush did to the USA“.  Ouch.  The greater obstacle here is not likely acknowledgement that things are going poorly — the challenge is who you’d get to replace Steve Ballmer.  Not too many qualified people could look at Microsoft and faithfully declare that they have a strategy to turn things around quickly.  As a result, and this is a side bet, I’m taking options on Bill Gates’ triumphant return to revive his baby.
  8. Apple Will Launch Another Set-Top Flop  (FIFTY-FIFTY)
    This is not exactly Nostradamus-esque.  Reception to the two successive launches of AppleTV has been lukewarm.  The AppleTV garden is very walled-in and the grunt of their A5 processor is insufficient to render 1080p HD video.  Now, new rumours are flying that Apple will indeed launch a fully-integrated OLED Television with networking built-in.  Better offerings that leverage open-ended media sharing platforms like Plex and XBMC are presently on offer from LG and Samsung.  If it happens in 2012 this will be a flop and will, incorrectly, be blamed on Tim Cook.
  9. Apple Will Go To Work   (SAFE BET)
    Apple has successfully become a dominant consumer player, successfully seeding technologies deep into households.  But Tim Cook, for his part, actually used to bleed blue as an IBM guy.  I won’t name names, but a little LinkedIN surfing will reveal a rather radical exodus from RIM’s sales and channel teams to join Apple’s Enterprise Sales team beginning in 2010.  For those folks the writing has been on the wall: the iPhone shall inherit the Blackberry market share, and now they’re in the right place to benefit.  Apple will use the iPhone and iPad, which most senior execs already have one of, as a beachhead into the Enterprise.
  10. Tech IPOs Will Be The Stars of the Public Markets   (LONGSHOT)
    I stopped short of saying that they will revive the public markets, because I still believe that the fundamentals of the global economy are troubling.  However investors looking for a quick pop will support and sustain the IPOS of worthy companies including Facebook, Dropbox, and maybe even my old alma-mater RingCentral.  While other IPOs simply bubble along, favourable light will shine on the market caps of tech IPOs in particular.  The real undercurrent of this story will be the fact that a tech company IPO is no longer a particularly exceptional occurrence — good news for the rest of us.

So there you have it, sports fans.. and remember this is only an exhibition.  Please, no wagering.  And have a Happy New Year.

 

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One more thought about Steve Jobs

October 6, 2011

I have been struggling (quite publicly) to condense why Steve Jobs is so unique and important to us all into a crisp, clear thought.  It’s difficult, of course, given the breadth and depth of his influence.  When talking to a CBC reporter by phone this evening I got very close to the thought I really want to express and after some hang-wringing and a great deal of editing, here it is.

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Apple’s Homepage Today

October 5, 2011
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Is Apple inventing the future?

October 4, 2011

Every time I watch an Apple announcement such as this morning’s, I am reminded of a series of vision videos that Apple produced with Alan Kay in the late ’80s and early ’90s.  Apple seems to be steadily and unflinchingly chipping away at every aspect of these videos, guided by this 20+ year vision to [...]

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Five Things I’d Do If I Were RIM’s CEO

July 29, 2011

Can RIM Make a U-Turn?

Much glee and angst is being expressed over RIM’s current “transition“.  The whole situation has become so theatrical and cliched that yesterday I was compelled to tweet my observation that RIM’s current transition in the SmartPhone market is not dissimilar from the Titanic’s transition in the iceberg market.  It’s clear that, along with a litany of 1990s tech giants before it, RIM is following a cliched playbook (pardon the pun) that has not borne long-term dividends for shareholders in the vast majority of prior examples. At any rate, in the unlikely event that I were to suddenly become the CEO of RIM, a company that is about 1,300 times larger than my own modest startup, here is what I would do:

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Don’t look to the Valley (*all of the time)

January 24, 2011

Many columns of text and tweets are dedicated to the emulation of Silicon Valley tech companies in our industry.  My obvious response to this is:  why bother?  We will never have all of the same advantages of Silicon Valley — if you truly think that it is the best place to incubate your tech business, [...]

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Vancouver’s new (old) stadium is a broken, expensive eyesore

November 1, 2010

In 2008, PavCo, a crown corporation taxed with operating Vancouver’s 55,000 seat BC Place Stadium, announced a $150M renovation which would include the replacement of BC Place’s inflatable roof with a retractable cloth roof.  This was likely their way of addressing the rather dramatic deflation of that facility in the winter of 2007, when the [...]

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Feeling Smug: Cisco invests in RingCentral

November 1, 2010

In 1999 I was an obscure Product Manager working in the Packet Telephony Division at Cisco Systems.  After digging through the SIP specification I realized that, if implemented as I’d hoped it would be, SIP would be a tremendous catalyst for expansion within the world of communications.  More specifically, I wrote an internal white paper for [...]

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Reflections on Connect 2010 Vancouver

October 15, 2010

I enjoyed Connect this year but figured I’d toss my constructive feedback out to the community for discussion, debate, or possibly even confirmation. As you can probably guess I’ve spent almost 20 years attending, speaking at, and even helping organize conferences within technology, business and academia. At this point I could not possibly account for [...]

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